Fortune Cookies

Okay, so we all know how I just adore doing home improvement. It's my favorite thing. Second only to "boring a big hole into my skull with a dull drillbit." This home improvement project has been going on for months, and Nic and I both were starting to miss our home...we know it's under there somewhere.

This was our living room a couple weeks ago (in the thick of it):

After one particularly tiring day of painting and complaining, we decided to order Chinese food. Cause that's what tired people do. This is the fortune cookie I got:
Must the cookies mock us?

However, it was all tempered by our other fortune cookie: