Rubbermeat

I'm at LAX, on my grand adventure up to Washington state, and I've stopped off for a meal at the whimsically-named Jodi Maroni's Sausage Kingdom. Trust me, it was the only option. Well, other than Starbucks, but they're so ubiquitous that I've somehow become conditioned to not even notice...they're like white noise.

Reading from the menu here, and I quote, "Jody's Smokin' Hot Dog - Our Signature All-Beef Hot Dog In Our Natural Casing - It Snaps!" Who is this supposed to appeal to? "I love hot dogs, but I wish they were crunchier, and I wish the intestinal shell was more obvious!"

My flight leaves in an hour.