About a month ago, when we first arrived in London, I was immediately stricken by the sheer Britishness of it all. Somehow, it was even more British than I was expecting:
The UK is a Cartoon Version of Itself.
For Real, Though.
But of course, we weren't there to sight-see; we were there to work.

We were playing a show called BBC Switch, which was aimed firmly at teens. No one over 19 in the crowd, which meant
no parents, which meant a room full of crazy adolescent Brits. The energy in that room was electric, and we all had a blast.
Backstage, Kelly Osbourne interviewed Miley, surrounded by every camera in the United Kingdom...and made her do the limbo, for some unknowable reason:

Afterwards, the band went to The Defectors Weld, which has a dress code I will never understand. You are not allowed entry if you're wearing a hat. Okay, fine. So this just means they expect a certain higher level of dress, right? Well, no. You are also not allowed in if you're wearing formalwear. Wha-what? So you've got to just be right-down-the-middle then. The principal of this made me want to leave
immediately. I don't wanna be anywhere
that particular.
We stayed for a few drinks, and then Clay, Nadia and I left for a very special British treat:
Magnum Classic. Best Ever.Yummy yummy ice cream.
On the way home, we saw this sign:
Anyone Wanna Take a Crack at Interpreting This One?